D&D 3.5 Amalgamation
Female Ethran Druid
+12 ranged touch attack unbuffed
+9 melee touch attack unbuffed
AC 26 unbuffed, AC 36 fully buffed (bark, shield of faith, haste, gma)
save dc 15 + spell level
84 hp unbuffed, 84 (18) hp buffed (heart of earth)
People are just jealous cus she sounds like a rock star.